See more about the special events we have planned for The Plough in our Forthcoming Events section - and remember to take a look at the photo gallery from our past events too.

Rach's Cheesy Gags

Jokes from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011

Nick Helm : "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White & the 7 Dwarves."

Paul Daniels : I said to a fella 'Is there a B&Q in Henley?' He said 'No, there's an H, an E, an N an L and a Y'."

Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

Hannibal Buress: “People say, ‘I’m taking it one day at a time.’ So is everybody. That’s how time works.”

Sarah Millican: “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”

Alan Sharp: “I was in a band which we called The Prevention because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”

Mark Watson: “Someone asked me, ‘Would I rather give up food or sex?’ Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”

Rach gives this selection a Cheesometer rating of :

+

Feel free to send her yours. If it gets used, you'll earn a free pint or glass of house vino, at the bar. jokes@theploughatnormanton.com

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